#181 Picture foreplay that lasts longer than a few minutes. Now, add crying. _____________ #182 Scissoring is only a "move" in porno movies. Or "Rock, paper..." _____________ #183 Strap-on sex…
I feel like most of these could also be subtitles to a book that desperately needs to be written. #176 'Cause it's easier to lie on the internet than to…
#172 You fucked me so hard I swore you were looking for my virginity. _________ #173 Every time I think I'm over you, Facebook puts you in Top News. _________…
Tony George/Flickr #170 I face all my fears in yoga: Falling, flying, farting in public. __________ #171 You pray with altars, talismans, reverence. I pray with my body. __________ (and…
Reminder! Come to Tales of Tail tomorrow at Five Points Art House. Be there or be []. #165 What a hot night! I'm so glad you figured out you're actually…
My dad said to me today, "Your haiku are, um, pretty dark lately." And I was like, you mean the drunken blackout ones? And then decided to just stop talking.…
#157 "Blacked out last night. Just calling to see what I should apologize for." __________ #158 Actual exchange. How did I get home? "I don't know. I left you in…
#148 "Like being pissed on?" An OkCupid girl asks. If so, urine luck. _________ #149 Butt sex is as likely to turn you gay as watching A Chorus Line. _________…