Haiku for Adulthood: Missed Connections


You fucked me so hard

I swore you were looking for

my virginity.



Every time I

think I’m over you, Facebook

puts you in Top News.



(Missed Connection)

Couldn’t hear most of

what you said, but your British

accent said “Soul Mate.”



I’d be a better

lesbian if I stopped fucking

men all the time.


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