You found my blog by searching "haiku for drunk sluts" - Christ, that delights me. ____________ Dear anonymous Googler, Please reveal yourself! And marry me. Love, Anna Other shit that…
Wit is fitting, yes, but can't SOMEONE want me for my Macarena? ___________ Related: Super Happy Fun Trimwas Affirmative Acting Show me the Monae Head Games
Clutching this 40 like it was you in my arms... was going too far. _________ I want a tattoo. Not for meaning -- to feel a sense of permanence. _________…
Because I can't resist making haiku #69 a sex joke... "I juggle." "Because you like to hold more than two balls at the same time?" __________ Tepid, compact. We said…
#62 "Table for one?" Don't look at me like that. I'll gut you with my Slap Chop. _________ #63 My fuck buddies are now fucking each other and not me.…
"Through the mask of my behavior, I do not protect my raw genuine self--I overcome it." ~Susan Sontag I won't die from this longing. But I also won't recover…
Ed. Note: These haiku aren't ALL about me. Sometimes they are just sentiments I enjoy, events/situations I find amusing, or shit I think will impress people. In other words, stop…
Joys of being single edition aka I get by with a little help from my friends. Subject: "Wanna fuck?" Followed by a "JK!" Your meaning eludes me. _________ "Y'know she's…