#144 It's raining in S.F. -- each drop's hushed refrain sounds like the end of waiting. ________ #145 Bind my arms, love. What is inexhaustible requires no defense. ________ #146…
#141 I want to hold you like parentheses, for once nothing between us. ________ #142 Skype sex? Can't you masturbate to my Facebook photos like usual? ________ #143 First time…
My hot friend Kelly told me to write a haiku about her polydactyl cat, Tony Danza, which is I think the best sentence I've ever written, actually. This is not…
#139 She professed her love for me! In a blog comment. It still counts though, right? ___________ Right?
#138 First mention in Jezebel (!) is about wanting to screw Nutella. _________ Thrilled.
#137 You, so like the moon, a low-hanging forbidden fruit I want to pluck. _________
In the grand tradition of "stealing shit from friends that they kind of stole from me anyway," Lauren and Erica both wrote haiku for the year 2010. And they're great…
Autocorrect turns my name into "boob" or "bomb" - I WILL DESTROY YOU. _________