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Haiku for Adulthood: Blush Whine

#270 My love is half bird and half law. It's up and up and up, then over. _________ #271 This crush, relentless. I am like a cat and she's a…

Haiku for Adulthood: My Moon, My Blank

#267 She flatters me. "Just reading your words makes me come." But not stay, I think. _____________ #268 Only a fool would call this looting "love." Only I would believe…

Haiku for Adulthood: Self-flagellation edition

#252 I wasn't born to follow rivers. I mistake clarity for ease. ______ #253 Sometimes we ate dinner in the Super Kmart. Each time was a "treat." ______ #254 She…

Haiku for Adulthood: Masturdating

#247 Someday I'll meet a girl good enough to take home to my vibrator. __________ #248 If you're a girl who's vagitarian, all dating is masturdating. __________ #249 Lesbianism in…

Haiku for Adulthood: On Not Settling

#242 This love is worse. Since it can't be confirmed, it can never be denied. ___________ #242 I'd no sooner be your Mistress than the sun would stop at horizon.…

Haiku for Adulthood: Tempting shadows

#238 You're not lost, but I refuse to hold your half of the moon forever. _____________ #239 It's unfair, I know to scratch words like brail on your invisible face.…

Haiku for Adulthood: Bitter, Sweet

#231 Facebook: Great social media tool, or one giant wedding album? _________ #232 Real is such a puny word. Give me the flinch of your hot, dry always. _________ #233…

Haiku for Adulthood: Love with all your intelligence

It's been a hard week. Lots and lots of deadlines and catching up. One of my coping mechanisms has been obsessively reading Dear Sugar columns. This one in particular resonated…