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Haiku for Adulthood: Here we go again

#223 Faith is knowing I've already lost you, and loving you anyway. _________ #224 It's true--I crave your scapegoats. Such sting makes the present feel effortless. _________ #225 Some days,…

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Haiku for Adulthood: Quickies

#205 I'm used to the women I date being straight, but never straightforward. ____________ #206 I'll never forget our first meeting. You spoke to my very soul: Hoooooooooooooonk! ____________ #207 It's redundant…

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Haiku for Adulthood: Melancholia

If this is your first time here, you should probably go read some funny haiku about lesbian scissoring. These are going to be really emo. #197 I'm so lost without…

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Haiku for Adulthood: Serious Concerns

Photo: Marco Michelini #192 One of life's unsolved mysteries: Why they put nipples on mannequins. ___________ #193 Irrational fears: Revolving doors, those headless muppets in Labyrinth. ___________ #194 Why I…

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Haiku for Adulthood: Lesbian Sex Part 2

#188 Trimmed nails are a MUST. Trimmed everything else is always a surprise. _____________ #189 It's like straight sex, but you aren't labeled "slut" for fucking on the first date.…

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