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Haiku for Adulthood #7

Guest post from Jamie: Contents of my purse: wine opener, panties and wart remover. Wow. _________ Related: Haiku for Adulthood #6 Haiku for Adulthood #5 Haiku for Adulthood #4 Haiku…

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Haiku for Adulthood #6

Gay marriage edition Prop 8 overturned! Tie some cans to my Chevy! Oh fuck, nevermind. ________ Related: Haiku for Adulthood #5 Haiku for Adulthood #4 Haiku for Adulthood #3 Haiku…

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Haiku for Adulthood #5

For Jami and Jamie Some words of wisdom: Forget those boy-men you date! (No, not the rich ones) ________ Related: Haiku for Adulthood #4 Haiku for Adulthood #3 Haiku for…

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Haiku for Adulthood #4

Being on Twitter all day for work makes it hard to finish any _________ Related: Haiku for Adulthood #3 Haiku for Adulthood #2 Haiku for Adulthood A brief poem about…

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Haiku for Adulthood #3

In my cubicle, there's now a picture of me in my cubicle. ___________ Related: Haiku for Adulthood #2 Haiku for Adulthood What’s Dude Sized Hands? I dare you to NOT…

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Haiku for Adulthood: Drunk Yoga

#2 Still drunk this morning at yoga. Oh, I feel so strong and limber...bleeaauuuugh ________ Related: Haiku for Adulthood In and out How to talk to naked people Civil unions…

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Haikus for Adulthood #11-18

So, apparently my little haiku series has inspired some of my friends to want to prove how much better they are at writing haikus than I am. Thanks, assholes. And…

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