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Haiku for Adulthood #24

Is making out at bus stops something one grows out of? Really hope not. ________ Related: Guest post on Date Wrecks First date tips from a guitar-playing meerkat Sex Stories:…

Haiku for Adulthood #23

How come whenever I lose weight, my boobs are the first things to vanish? ________ Related: Phantom Boob-Honking World destroyed by boobs? "Exercise" your way to bigger boobs Tits for…

Haiku for Adulthood #22

I remembered the haiku I forgot Monday! It was about porn. _________ Then I thought, do folks really care 'bout my porn star hip flexor envy? _________ THEN I thought,…

Haiku for Adulthood #21

The new Whole Foods in Chicago was so nice I wished I had shaved first. _________ Related: Don’t tell me I can’t reference my songs within my songs Haiku for…

Haiku for Adulthood #20

Do haiku impress straight girls on OkCupid? One way to find out... ________ Related: Haikus for Adulthood #11-18 Haikus for Adulthood #10 Like a ran-stone cowgirl Love or referrals appreciated

Haiku for Adulthood #19

I should write something that's not a haiku, to not limit myself. Fuck! ________ Related: Haikus for Adulthood #11-18 Haikus for Adulthood #10 Haiku for Adulthood #9 Haiku for Adulthood…

Haiku for Adulthood #9

Reasons I'd date you now: Prius. Vodka gimlets. And good at rhyming. _________ Related: Haiku for Adulthood #8 Haiku for Adulthood #7 Haiku for Adulthood #6 Haiku for Adulthood #5

Haiku for Adulthood #8

Reasons I'd date you at 16: Corvette, Smirnoff Ice, good at rhyming. _______ Related: Haiku for Adulthood #7 Haiku for Adulthood #6 Haiku for Adulthood #5 Haiku for Adulthood #4