Haiku for Adulthood: I’m Not Bitter

Reminder! Come to Tales of Tail tomorrow at Five Points Art House. Be there or be [].


What a hot night! I’m

so glad you figured out you’re

actually straight.



Thanks for being a

friend in my time of need. And

by “friend,” I mean slut.



Proposals that won’t

make the Jumbo-Tron: “Will you

Civil Union me?”



Profile says lez, but

you’re right, it’s prolly ’cause I’ve

not had your penis.



(A contribution from Jamie)

As you drift sweetly

off to sleep, I love watching…

And then, jerkin’ it.


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