Joys of being single edition aka I get by with a little help from my friends.
Subject: “Wanna fuck?”
Followed by a “JK!”
Your meaning eludes me.
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“Y’know she’s married, right?”
“Would I be attracted to her
if she wasn’t?”
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For Jami
You and I go together
like peanut butter
and prescription drugs!
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What would I do without
your daily advice and counseling?
“Work?” Oh.
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Without you, no one
would’ve found my blog by searching
“phantom boob honk.”
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I <3 you. peanut butter and prescription drugs!