Are Lesbians Actually Zombies: A Graduate Thesis in Haiku



I wrote this on a whim months ago and didn’t think much of it—I thought it was cheesy and obvious! And then recently I posted it on Instagram/Twitter and many people said it was their new favorite haiku. It’s also been retweeted hundreds of times, even by Dan Savage!

So, life surprises you. I’ll probably make this into a whole zombie series (and definitely a Venn diagram). Did you miss the Strippers vs. Yoga Teachers one I made last week? It’s here.

Happy Hump Day.

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