I am so unmotivated today, I couldn’t even post a Facebook status update about how unmotivated I am. Also, last night I went to a public insemination ritual / performance art show / orgy and I’m probably the only one in the world who thought bringing their ex to that would be a good idea. “I kind of hate you right now” is a quote from her. But then she ended up having a good time, so sucka that. (Article for The Bay Citizen on the show forthcumming!) Plus, we drank coconut water out of actual coconuts, and then someone took a hammer to mine to get the meat out, but she effectively bludgeoned it to death and I kind of wanted to take a picture of it, but they took our phones for the night, so I couldn’t. I have no idea where I was going with that.

Anyway. I figured I could probably at least post some links.

SF Weekly:

I interviewed my east coast bestie Jami Howard on how to make a kickass Facebook page.

Before that, I quelled the world’s nerves by confirming that social media is not, in fact, ruining our lives.

Before that, I invented a southern cooking show called Squirrels Gone Wild. It’s about Twitter, obviously.

AfterEllen:

Amanda Palmer didn’t ask me out this week, but the advice is still solid, I assure you.

Mother Jones:

I wrote a pot roundup for 4/20 because we really try to buck the stereotypes at Mother Jones.

Real Life:

I went to Facebook headquarters and took pictures of hardboiled eggs and their parking lot. It was much more amusing than it sounds. I think. But I’m too lazy to write about it. You can watch the panel though that my coworker was on, about social media and journalism. I get a brief shout out somewhere in this hour-and-a-half long video, so, you know, totally worth it to watch the whole thing. Also, if you want to see pics from my Aorta Mag reading at Million Fishes, whereby I manage to look both stoic AND possessed, then do so here. And like me!