I used to get ads for diet pills and raging gay lady parties in places like southern Florida, but now THIS.

Way to diminish my queer cred, Facebook. Or is this just par for the course for any girl around the age of 30?

Let us also take a moment to note the hilarity of a pregnancy ad coming right after this one:

Speaking of gay, I made a queer gal slang dictionary. Bam! The Lezicon. Did I miss anything?

You win this round, Facebook.