Photo: Marco Michelini
#192
One of life’s unsolved
mysteries: Why they put nipples
on mannequins.
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#193
Irrational fears:
Revolving doors, those headless
muppets in Labyrinth.
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#194
Why I hate WebMd:
Search for, “Possible strep
throat?” First result: Plague.
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#195
Got just one text today:
“What’s that one Jewel song?”
#Popularity
(It was Foolish Games. Now you can sleep at night)
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#196
Folks always have
opinions on war, which way toilet
paper should roll.
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You took your coat off and stood in the rain, you were always crazy like that.
Thanks for being my late-night Jewel go-to. It was driving me crazy!