The right to bear arms – chair edition

Searching for a reading chair on Craigslist has become something of a part-time job for me. Instead of monetary compensation, I am rewarded anew each day with posts like this:

Finally, someone else shares the dream of being able to read AND shoot things from the same location! But what if I want to shoot space aliens, you’re no doubt wondering? How will I lure them close enough to my armed chair in order to annihilate them?!

Oh, that’s a relief. But I’d really like any chair I own to have at least seven adjectives in its title, so that I may delight my friends with my “vintage retro principal military tanker desk metal chair seat.” Preferably, it won’t even actually be a chair.



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