What the hell is up with San Francisco pronouncing things whatever way they feel like?
Examples:
San Franciscans: ValenCHA
Everyone else in the world: Valencia
San Franciscans: San Raf-ELL
Everyone else in the world: San Rafael
San Franciscans: Actual spelling – Vallejo. Pronounced – Valay-ho
Everyone else in the world: Vy-ay-ho or Vale-JO. If you’re going to be white about it, GO ALL THE WAY, ASSHOLES.
Oh look, it’s the Gelden Gate Bwidge! I’ll be jumping off now.
Goodbay.