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The Practice

Whenever I tell someone I do yoga 5-6 times a week, the response is invariably, "That's crazy." I've wondered if other people get this reaction, like marathon runners, say, or…

Merf.

I'm way behind in posting shit I wrote that's not in blog-form, perhaps because I've been too consumed by lighting myself on fire on the internet. Alas (but not a…

Suppose I kept on singing love songs just to break my own fall

I don't remember what I was doing when my aunt called to tell me my father was dying. Probably it was something inane, like watching The Bachelor: On the Wings…

Haiku for Adulthood #101 and AA for spurned lovers

Written in a journal, in Tucson International Airport, New Year's Day, 2007. Emotion is from the Latin word, emovere, meaning "to disturb." __________ Apparently I did write haiku before this…

Super Happy Fun Trimwas

I'm stealing the title from Jami because it still makes me laugh. Short version of the story: She was drunk texting a dude and he asked if she was having…

Haiku for Adulthood #52-#56

Ed. Note: These haiku aren't ALL about me. Sometimes they are just sentiments I enjoy, events/situations I find amusing, or shit I think will impress people. In other words, stop…

Affirmative Acting

This is fiction, but just barely. I wrote it 8 years ago when I was trying to figure out how to reconcile being multiracial but looking white and having all…

It’s official

I am such a lesbian. The warning signs were everywhere. First, the vegetarianism. Then, sleeping with all my friends. Then, before I knew what hit me – drum circles and…