This orgy post just keeps on giving. Here’s a snippet from an email I got from someone who read it, after he told me about his adopted Korean grandchildren:

So, having a small, Green pad, doing your 16 hours in medical research/week, performing your role at the community theater tonight, bringing a couple of people who liked your style over for relaxation, some karaoke, and an active night over, would be one wonderful way to evolve the next stage of humanity.

I…don’t even know. But look!

Suck on that, crisis in Japan! I’m kidding. Y’all should go donate right now. Here are some charities doing good work over there.

In other news, I haz a Facebook page. Plz 2 like me. Kthx.

Other stuff you may have missed due to the world collapsing and shit

At SF Weekly:

• Twitter Can Get You Laid
• Stolen iPhone or iPad: Here’s How You Might Get It Back
• That Hot Young Girl Could Be a 60-Year-Old Pedophile — Make Sure Your Kids Know That
• How to Curb Your Social Media Habit

At AfterEllen:

• I made a dictionary for queer gal slang terms
• Lesbros gone wild, and how to break your own heart

At MoJo:

• This rocks my world

At That’s Punny:

• Pho real?
• This one involves boobs, but it’s totally g-rated, swear.
• Oh, this one too.

Don’t stop, get it (get it):

• Deaf Sentence
• Haiku for Adulthood: Fame
• Warm Fuzzies
• I’ve MADE it.