Check out my guest post on the ever-funny Date Wrecks website, answering a question about the differences between circumcised and uncircumcised penises.

Excerpt:

Just like their counterparts at H&M, hoodies have become wildly popular in the last few decades. According to the National Center for Health Statistics, only 65.3 percent of baby boys born in U. S. hospitals were circumcised in 1999, proving that Prince was right. We sure did party in that year….

One slight difference is that uncircumcised penises are at a higher risk for contracting some STDs like syphilis and HIV, according to the World Health Organization and the CDC. Remember how on Dawson’s Creek when Dawson’s dad said to him, “Remember son, no hat, no love” when he got caught making out with Joey? Then his wife chimed in, “I think you mean glove, dear” and we were all really embarrassed for him? That’s how embarrassed you should feel if you don’t use protection. So wrap it up, ladies and gents. This order is TO GO.

Now go read the whole thing at Dear DW

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