dating advice

To steal an expression from The Bloggess, here’s the shit I did when I wasn’t here this week: On AfterEllen, I taught a young dyke how to be a slut, the respectful way. I also answered a question about how to go from “creepy eye contact” to love. Check it […]

Then there were two

Check out my post at MoJo about a wacky press release that says mirdles, hair mascara and charm anklets are the key to picking up chicks. Excerpt: 2. If you’re a genius at talking the talk, lure her in by wearing a bright “notice-me” watch that says you are always […]

Seduction tips for pick-up artists

Check out my guest post on the ever-funny Date Wrecks website, answering a question about the differences between circumcised and uncircumcised penises. Excerpt: Just like their counterparts at H&M, hoodies have become wildly popular in the last few decades. According to the National Center for Health Statistics, only 65.3 percent […]

Guest post on Date Wrecks

Feministing posted a new installment of their Vintage Sexism ads, with some pretty hilarious photos and dating advice, such as “don’t sit in awkward positions” and “don’t talk while dancing, for when a man dances, he wants to dance.” Of course, the post’s author also notes that dating advice really […]

First date tips from a guitar-playing meerkat

Happy Valentine’s Day, y’all! Today is when we celebrate our devotion to partially hydrogenated corn syrup and our hopefully still functioning livers. And love! Regardless of whether you’re single or coupled or triaded (?) or bumping uglies with a fence post, I wish you all a glorious VD, with the […]

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