Suggestive fortune cookies

Maybe I’m inordinately pervy, but when I first glanced at this Groupon deal for “fancy fortune cookies” I, uh, saw something else.

In other news, last week I said that whoever guessed the next weird thing I’d find in Bernal Heights would get a limerick. And Ellie guessed a teddy bear. She was damn close.

So here’s your limerick, Ellie.

An ashtangi from the Midwest,

one day found herself quite distressed.

While in kapotasana,

Her head touched her asana!

which shocked her, but then, well, impressed.

She’s not quite at head-to-ass level yet 🙂

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