Seduction tips for pick-up artists 1

Check out my post at MoJo about a wacky press release that says mirdles, hair mascara and charm anklets are the key to picking up chicks.


2. If you’re a genius at talking the talk, lure her in by wearing a bright “notice-me” watch that says you are always available when someone is looking for the time. This red, white and blue watch from says you’re patriotic, leading to more conversation!…

Who among us, barring frigid, un-American spinsters, can truly say they’ve never been bedded by a patriotic watch?

Read the whole thing at Mother Jones


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