I was deleting old emails and came across this gem from OkCupid, written in May 2009. I felt I would be remiss not to share it with you:
how u doing ran-stone cowgirl ,,, dont fly outside ,,, u gonna get wet..i hope u have a good plans for this weekend.. if u dont i invite u somewere lol,,,maybe have a walk into the wood n i check u for tick..lol
That is all.
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Oh geeze, if that doesn’t instill the ultimate romance, I don’t know what does!!!
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Why does he think you can fly? And really… if you could fly, you’d HAVE to fly outside. Flying indoors is like throwing balls in the house — mama says, “DON’T!”
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oh and if you want to see MORE of him, go here
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Oh man. What proper grammar! No point in avoiding the outdoors when that just made me wet!
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“I spend a lot of time thinking about
ass n tits lol, but im really serious ”
So… is he really serious about the ass n tits? Or does he like them but feels that he is really serious about other things? He doesn’t have a lot going for him, I really hope he has other things on his mind.
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gross. so many reasons why I deleted my profile from there.
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Fave line from profile:
i dont read books cause i alway forget what i read
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