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Like a ran-stone cowgirl

I was deleting old emails and came across this gem from OkCupid, written in May 2009. I felt I would be remiss not to share it with you:

how u doing ran-stone cowgirl ,,, dont fly outside ,,, u gonna get wet..i hope u have a good plans for this weekend.. if u dont i invite u somewere lol,,,maybe have a walk into the wood n i check u for tick..lol

That is all.

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This Post Has 6 Comments

  1. Theresa

    Oh geeze, if that doesn’t instill the ultimate romance, I don’t know what does!!!

  2. Jami

    Why does he think you can fly? And really… if you could fly, you’d HAVE to fly outside. Flying indoors is like throwing balls in the house — mama says, “DON’T!”

  3. Sharon

    Oh man. What proper grammar! No point in avoiding the outdoors when that just made me wet!

  4. Haley

    “I spend a lot of time thinking about
    ass n tits lol, but im really serious ”
    So… is he really serious about the ass n tits? Or does he like them but feels that he is really serious about other things? He doesn’t have a lot going for him, I really hope he has other things on his mind.

  5. alyssa

    gross. so many reasons why I deleted my profile from there.

  6. Erin

    Fave line from profile:

    i dont read books cause i alway forget what i read

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