Haiku for Adulthood #47-#51 1


Joys of being single edition aka I get by with a little help from my friends.

Subject: “Wanna fuck?”

Followed by a “JK!”

Your meaning eludes me.

_________

“Y’know she’s married, right?”

“Would I be attracted to her

if she wasn’t?”

_________

For Jami

You and I go together

like peanut butter

and prescription drugs!

_________

What would I do without

your daily advice and counseling?

“Work?” Oh.

_________

Without you, no one

would’ve found my blog by searching

phantom boob honk.”

_________

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