So, I know it’s been 80,000 years since I’ve written here. But I have a really good excuse. I was making you mugs. Hand-crafted, one pixel at a time, on the Internet. You’ll recognize the words from Haiku for Adulthood #110. But this is even better because you can enjoy […]

Put a smile on someone’s mug…with a mug!

In case you missed it, my old Chicago friend Sarah Terez RosenblumĀ (who profiled me in the Sun-Times not too long ago) and I did a reading at The Booksmith in June. The theme was OBSESSION, which has to be written in all-caps or it doesn’t count. Sarah read from her […]

Video: People You Loved Who Weren’t Me

In case you missed it, here’s a video of me reading terrible OkCupid messages at the Hazel 3 reading series and playing with my hair too much. Want more? Follow It’s Not Ok, OkCupid on Tumblr. Big ups to Evan Karp of Quiet Lightning fame for being a kickass videographer […]

VIDEO: It’s Not Ok, OkCupid

I’m really going to confuse people with that title. Sorry, porn searchers. Watch me tell the harrowing tale of my first strap-on sex experience at Bawdy Storytelling’s Girl-On-Girl night.

VIDEO: My first strap-on sex

I am so honored to have been a part of such an amazing reading series at Portuguese Artist Colony. Big ups to Litseen for putting together all the reading clips (plus videos!). Definitely watch the delightful Lauren Eggert-Crowe read about trying to seduce a “true love waits” Christian. I should […]

VIDEO: Portuguese Artist Colony Reading

My friend Jami bought me a Groupon gift to Trapeze Arts in Oakland — I’m still not entirely sure why. Did I express not having enough outlets in which to kill myself on a day-to-day basis? Truth be told, ever since I got hit by a car, I’ve been afraid […]

Easy Trapezey