It was bound to happen. Someone on Etsy created a freakishly armed, giraffe-necked pillow, excuse me, manllow, in the form of Twilight’s Edward Cullen. Why was it bound to happen? Because you can’t spoon a poster, my friends. The artist does seem to have a sense of humor about her […]

Edward Cullen: Half man, half pillow

Since Ellie says watching all of Colin Firth’s movies does not count as a New Year’s resolution, I suppose I’ll have to think of something else to aspire to. Other ideas include: BEDDING Colin Firth Perfecting my British accent, which Ellie describes as “not that bad” and winces Renaming the […]

New Year’s Resolutions

My BFF made a survey, like she does, of her life in 2009. It made me want to do a survey too, except it seemed like a lot of work, so I thought I’d do mine in pictures instead. 1. What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done […]

Life Survey

I was watching Season 2 of True Blood recently and was enjoying the ever-shirtless Ryan Kwanten (Jason Stackhouse on the show). He’s become something of a militant Christian this season, attending a bible boot camp against vampires. When he said, “There’s a war going on out there and you’re either […]

How George Bush continues to haunt my dreams

Shana sent me this link to Go Fug Yourself and told me to enter the Fug Challenge, which was to write a couplet about this picture: These are my couplets. There are 174 comments already, some of them with multiple couplets, so I don’t think I stand a chance, but […]

A brief poem about Pamela Anderson

When did Ben Folds become Austin Powers?