#148
“Like being pissed on?”
An OkCupid girl asks.
If so, urine luck.
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#149
Butt sex is as
likely to turn you gay as
watching A Chorus Line.
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#150
For the love of all
that’s sacred: It’s called foreplay.
Think outside my box!
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#151
That witty Facebook
comment took me 6 hours.
Can we bone now please?
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#152
I’d like to Freudian
slip my finger in your
Jung, supple body.
_________
#153
Jameson and standard
issue police handcuffs
don’t mix. Lesson learned.
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#154
The G-Spot is like
Mercantilism. I know
it exists. That’s it.
_________
#155
Reasons I’d probably
do you: Can pronounce Annie Proulx‘s
name. Handstands.
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#156
Do me a favor?
Never call yourself a
“malesbian” again.
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FANtastic
Aaaaah these are so good.