Achievement of the Month:
New high score in Doodle Jump!
I hate myself.
(It was by like 30,000 points though! That’s really high. For me.)
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You kept the note I
wrote you. It just said “Bam!”
Me Tarzan. You impressed?
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What I want inscribed
on my tombstone when I die:
“Help! Buried Alive!”
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Yes, I just referred
to the rapper as “Little Wayne”
What? I’m half white.
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Jay-Z, you amply-blinged
Mr. Potato Head
genius! I love you.
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“Yes, that’s it, right there,
baby.” Wait, why am I sexting
using two hands?
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The mixtape you sent
had Nina and “Beat the pussy up”
Marry me?
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things i love about you #23765: three of your haiku are hip hop related.
and you name checked the ying yang twins. awesome.
That’s your doing, I’m afraid. My hip hop “knowledge” prior to last month was Hey Yah and Roses.