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Haiku for Adulthood #85 – #91

Achievement of the Month:

New high score in Doodle Jump!

I hate myself.

(It was by like 30,000 points though! That’s really high. For me.)

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You kept the note I

wrote you. It just said “Bam!”

Me Tarzan. You impressed?

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What I want inscribed

on my tombstone when I die:

“Help! Buried Alive!”

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Yes, I just referred

to the rapper as “Little Wayne”

What? I’m half white.

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Jay-Z, you amply-blinged

Mr. Potato Head

genius! I love you.

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“Yes, that’s it, right there,

baby.” Wait, why am I sexting

using two hands?

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The mixtape you sent

had Nina and “Beat the pussy up”

Marry me?

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Back that sass up:

This Post Has 3 Comments

  1. devon

    things i love about you #23765: three of your haiku are hip hop related.

    and you name checked the ying yang twins. awesome.

  2. anna

    That’s your doing, I’m afraid. My hip hop “knowledge” prior to last month was Hey Yah and Roses.

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