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Haiku for Adulthood: Lesbian Pick-up Lines

#279

Of course I read Cunt.

Painting with my menstrual blood

was transformative!

_________

#280

Girl,  I would love to

help you move that modular

couch from IKEA.

_________

#281

Cold? Here take my

micro-fleece vest. I only wear

it ironically.

_________

#282

Have you reconciled

your identity with race

and class privilege?

_________

#283

Don’t label me —

I’m a non-het-identified

poly pagan witch.

_________

#284

I know it’s 2012

but I’m not done griping

about The L Word.

_________

 #285

Heteronormative

intersectionality

assimilation.

_________

This Post Has 2 Comments

  1. Janiebt

    LOL! love these! 🙂

  2. devon

    some of your best ever.

    and yes, my menstrual paintings were transformative! i painted an homage to yoda.

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