anna pulley

Look: See? Who needs stability or regular sex or a functioning liver when you have a fucking snail validating you on the internet? NOT ME. Related: Haiku for Adulthood #52-#56 Dear @nna Google thinks I’m bad in bed Don’t tell me I can’t reference my songs within my songs

I learned a very valuable lesson today. It’s not all roses and free lube on Twitter, folks. Sure, sometimes you get marriage proposals, but other times you get SCORN. Other times, you will be following someone on Twitter and they’ll say, “Hey, does anyone have this really expensive software that I need for my design [...]

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