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Today is the one-year anniversary of The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!). To celebrate, Kelsey and I are giving away a free copy of the book AND this amazing Frida Kahlo cat print—which Kelsey is releasing on Etsy today. Two lucky people will win a print or the book […]

Lesbians! Sex! Cats! A Giveaway!


The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) was an adorable and hilarious way to start the day! Check it out!!!! 😺🤗💯 A photo posted by Tegan and Sara (@teganandsara) on May 26, 2016 at 10:56am PDT   I can officially die now. Kelsey thinks I won them over with my […]

Tegan and Sara Call The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with ...


Kelsey Beyer, my super-talented and amazing girlfriend, added some lesbian cat prints of images from our book on her Etsy shop  and you should buy them if… You love cats or art or queer women or tea or glasses or sex toys or sex generally or poetry or philosophy or kink or therapy or […]

Get this for your crush and then RUN AWAY



I’m nervous-chihuahua excited to announce that my first book, The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) hits shelves on April 19. I’ve been dreaming about publishing a book since I was a kid, and want this book to reach people, which is why I’m asking for your help. As a […]

The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!): My new book ...


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While floating around ideas for the back cover of The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!), my editor challenged me to write a haiku description of the book. So obviously that’s what I’m doing instead of, like, trying to make money to survive. I can do that tomorrow. How often […]

Help me describe my haiku book in haiku?


A while back, I did a haiku series for The Toast called “If Lesbian Porn Were Accurate.” Such as: Naughty Lesbian Babysitter Has Surprise for Dad When He Returns Home She let the kids stay up until 11 watching Harry Potter. * Hot MILFs Engage in a Steamy Clam Photo […]

If Lesbian Porn Were Accurate