Lesbian Sex Haiku Continued


Flickr/LollyKnit

Flickr/LollyKnit

Lesbian sex is like

badminton — No one actually

knows the rules.

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It’s like straight sex, but

dry humping remains in style

after high school.

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It’s like straight sex, but

our first orgasm was

with the shower head.

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Names for oral that

didn’t make the cut: Juicin’

the goose, peach gobbler.

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Lesbian sex math:

Two vaginas = twice the funĀ  /

double the wet spot.

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It’s like straight sex, except

sometimes other pussies

get in the way (cats).

(not like that!)

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