#181
Picture foreplay that
lasts longer than a few minutes.
Now, add crying.
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#182
Scissoring is only
a “move” in porno
movies. Or “Rock, paper…”
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#183
Strap-on sex is fun,
until you realize you
don’t know when to stop.
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#184
Why you should be proud
to have small hands: sewing,
picking your teeth, fisting.
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#185
It’s like straight sex, but
we don’t have to rub one out
ourselves afterward.
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#186
It’s like straight sex: same
regrets, insecurities,
but with more laundry.
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#187
It’s like straight sex, but
by “sex,” I mean deconstructing
patriarchy.
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Crying?
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Are you a rare breed who’s never experienced a woman cry during sex? If so, I applaud you.
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Scissoring is just in porn? Why you gotta burst all my lesbobubbles, Pulley?
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Alright, fine, I scissored once. They made it into a statue: http://annapulley.com/misconceptions-about-lesbians/
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Applause accepted.
If you’ve only scissored once, you weren’t doing it correctly.
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Straight people can scissor too.
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I have a haiku question: are the syllable requirements allowed to be met in any line? If not, how many times have you fudged a little and I not caught it?! I feel so…I dunno… I need to go process.
(eh? eh? threw in a little lesbo lingo for effect)
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Well, it’s complicated. The use of three (or fewer) lines of 17 or fewer syllables is a common English practice. Japanese haiku rely on sound units that don’t correlate with English syllables. The Haiku Society of America (which is a thing that exists!) gives a pretty loose definition here: http://www.hsa-haiku.org/archives/HSA_Definitions_2004.html#Old_Haiku
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huh. this sure is interesting:
“While all Japanese classical haiku, as well as most modern ones, contain a kigo (season-word: a word or phrase indicating one of the four seasons of their year), extreme variations of climate in the USA make it impossible to put a recognizable “season-word” into every America haiku. Therefore, American adaptations are not so concerned with season-words as are most Japanese haiku.”
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The only time I actually ROFL’d. *slow clap*
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