this is what i get for swimming in lake michigan. time for me to clean my penis flippers.
really, who thought this was a good idea? this looks like the mask jeff goldblum wore in The Fly.
this is what i get for swimming in lake michigan. time for me to clean my penis flippers.
really, who thought this was a good idea? this looks like the mask jeff goldblum wore in The Fly.
Have your cake and eat it too
Yuck! Not appealing. Also slightly creepy that it’s called “the concubine”