your daily cup of what the f*ck

this is what i get for swimming in lake michigan. time for me to clean my penis flippers.

really, who thought this was a good idea? this looks like the mask jeff goldblum wore in The Fly.

Lightbulb Jack February 23, 2009

Have your cake and eat it too
ammie March 3, 2009

Yuck! Not appealing. Also slightly creepy that it’s called “the concubine”