Lesbian sex is like
badminton — No one actually
knows the rules.
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It’s like straight sex, but
dry humping remains in style
after high school.
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It’s like straight sex, but
our first orgasm was
with the shower head.
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Names for oral that
didn’t make the cut: Juicin’
the goose, peach gobbler.
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Lesbian sex math:
Two vaginas = twice the fun /
double the wet spot.
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It’s like straight sex, except
sometimes other pussies
get in the way (cats).
(not like that!)