This is the first “angry letter” I’ve ever received from a bar review.

“What were you thinking? it’s obvious you were never at the original Touche when it was on Lincoln Ave. Touche in Rogers Park is a dirty-stinky hole in the wall, where most of the male Ho’s hang out for cheap sex in the back room & bathroom. There is absolutely nothing charming about a toilet honey. Places like this is one reason why H.I.V. infection is on the rise again in the gay community – it’s un-healthy!”

You can read my review of Touché here.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to spread some incurable diseases.