While floating around ideas for the back cover of The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!), my editor challenged me to write a haiku description of the book. So obviously that’s what I’m doing instead of, like, trying to make money to survive. I can do that tomorrow. How often am I be able to write meta haiku about lesbians, aside from the entire book I already wrote? NEVER.
Here are some contenders. I welcome nay RELISH nay BEHOOVE you to play along. Some of my best haikus were crowd-sourced from Facebook and Twitter and you people are damn creative (and quite pretty if I may say), so if you have any ideas/fodder, lemme have it in the comments. Also which do you like best?
This demystifies
lesbian sex in the most
straightforward language.
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Prepare to laugh and
cry at the same time. If you’re
lez, mostly crying.
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“Attention, women!”
*mob picks up pitchforks* Sorry,
womyn? Wo’moon? *Runs*
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Some say poetry’s
dead and lesbians aren’t
funny. Go away, mom!*
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This book was made from
cruelty-free, organic
paper, menstrual blood.
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*my mother is lovely and amazing and supportive. This haiku mom I picture more like the Mommy Dearest mom.
Lesbians have no
Relationship to haiku.
And that’s not funny.
Lesbians and cats.
Poetry, sex and pussy?
The best of both worlds.
Brava!