I feel like most of these could also be subtitles to a book that desperately needs to be written.
#176
‘Cause it’s easier
to lie on the internet
than to someone’s face.
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#177
You were so much more
interesting when you were
two-dimensional.
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#178
“Living life to the
fullest” and other sayings
that won’t get you laid.
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#179
His message: “I like
your socks.” Tremendous! Let’s build
a life together.
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#180
“He has a comfy bed”
is not a great reason
to sleep with someone.
(again)
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#180!!! I love it!