#247
Someday I’ll meet a
girl good enough to take home
to my vibrator.
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#248
If you’re a girl who’s
vagitarian, all dating
is masturdating.
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#249
Lesbianism
in 8 words: “I can’t date you,
but here’s a poem.”
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#250
At the lez sex
party, the biggest bed held two
women JUST spooning.
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#251
(Actual thing that was said to me by a friend yesterday)
I’d only be fisted
by a girl, preferably
with carnie hands.
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