Haiku for Adulthood: Lesbian Pick-up Lines 2


Of course I read Cunt.

Painting with my menstrual blood

was transformative!



Girl,  I would love to

help you move that modular

couch from IKEA.



Cold? Here take my

micro-fleece vest. I only wear

it ironically.



Have you reconciled

your identity with race

and class privilege?



Don’t label me —

I’m a non-het-identified

poly pagan witch.



I know it’s 2012

but I’m not done griping

about The L Word.







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