My hot friend Kelly told me to write a haiku about her polydactyl cat, Tony Danza, which is I think the best sentence I’ve ever written, actually. This is not exactly about Tony Danza, but what it would be like to have extra fingers, i.e. AMAZING.
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#140
A bi girl with extra
digits would certainly
score extra digits.
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I’m also kind of totally seriously thinking of starting a photo series here called, You Down With O.P.P. (Other People’s Pets). If you’d like me to be photographed with your gerbil, I am amenable to such a request.
Exhibit A: Petra aka Petty Bear
Yeah you know me.
Will you dress up like a dog but still sport some cleavage when you are photographed with my dogs?
I don’t like where this is headed, Matt 🙂
I’d like to get in on this. I got two adorable pussies (and two bitches) waiting up here in WA for ya!