Signed Copy of The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!)


Signed by the author and with a drawing by Kelsey Beyer, the illustrator (possibly a Hitachi Magic Wand or a cat)!


Lesbian sex has been confounding people since the dawn of cucumbers. What is it that two women do together exactly? The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) is a humorous guide to lesbian sex, dating rituals, and relationships. Haiku paired with hilarious watercolor illustrations of cats in various stages of sexual awkwardness will enlighten, demystify, remystify, and most importantly entertain as you learn about all the aspects involved in girl-on-girl action.

From lesbian pick-up lines:

Pronounce Annie Proulx’s
name correctly―watch lady’s
cargo pants fall off.

To icebreaker haiku for first dates:

It has been MANY
years, but I’m not done griping
about The L Word.

To, of course, the mechanics of lesbian sex:

It’s like straight sex but
afterwards we ask ourselves,
“We just had sex, right?”

Picture foreplay that
lasts more than a few minutes.
Now, add some crying.

This laugh-out-loud book is the perfect gift to amuse and educate your friends, loved ones, and lovers.

Additional information

Weight .7 lbs
Dimensions 5.3 x .7 x 7.4 in


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