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photo by Louie Grenier

What the hell is up with San Francisco pronouncing things whatever way they feel like?

Examples:

San Franciscans: ValenCHA

Everyone else in the world: Valencia

San Franciscans: San Raf-ELL

Everyone else in the world: San Rafael

San Franciscans: Actual spelling – Vallejo. Pronounced – Valay-ho

Everyone else in the world: Vy-ay-ho or Vale-JO. If you’re going to be white about it, GO ALL THE WAY, ASSHOLES.

Oh look, it’s the Gelden Gate Bwidge! I’ll be jumping off now.

Goodbay.

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