As in Edward James Olmos, duh. Would you rather boff: a mopey, castrated sparklevamp with only two facial expressions, pain and agony, OR a tough inner-city school teacher who helps his students pass AP Calculus and then goes on to encourage Jennifer Lopez to achieve her dreams as a Tejano singer turned pop sensation!? Not to mention his remarkable role in Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
Get your Team Edward Shirts now from Hijinks Ensue before all the hipsters get to them. And while you’re at it, pick me up a new copy of Jewel’s Holiday Album. Mine is all scratched from
playing it all the time using it to prop up my bad ass vinyl collection…