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Bound is one of my all-time favorite movies, not just because of the amazing sex scene directed by Susie Bright, but because … um, other reasons. IMPORTANT ONES. Mise-en-scene and stuff. Yes. It’s a compelling crime drama dripping with seductive suspense and breathy innuendo. I wrote a “review” of the […]

‘Bound’ star Jennifer Tilly calls our book ‘thoroughly charming’


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I met Amanda Palmer last night, kind of, in a flurry that lasted about seven seconds. Amanda and her husband Neil Gaiman were on a short West Coast tour, performing a mash up of songs and readings, sometimes alone, sometimes together, sometimes alone but with the other adoringly watching. To […]

I’m from Twitter. Here’s a merkin.


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I tweeted this admittedly kind of creepy, but hardly pornographic, face-torso picture of a painting the other night, and yfrog, Twitter’s photo hosting website, REMOVED IT. Really? This is the picture. Did it really deserve to be censored?

Why, frog?



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I am so unmotivated today, I couldn’t even post a Facebook status update about how unmotivated I am. Also, last night I went to a public insemination ritual / performance art show / orgy and I’m probably the only one in the world who thought bringing their ex to that […]

Insemination rituals and such


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My plan to irrevocably entwine myself with Amanda Palmer electronically is working.  Now if only I could deliver on my promise to demystify pulley sex. Maybe I should ask this guy.

Exposing the sex in the pulley


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I can die now. Then I was like: And then I tried to start a fake rivalry with her hubby, the amazing Neil Gaiman. But Neil was all: Then Geek Pondering was like, Amanda Palmer threw a lemon at me! Like that would deter me, pfft. So I was like, […]

Amanda Fucking Palmer Asked Me Out On Twitter