#270 My love is half bird and half law. It’s up and up and up, then over. _________ #271 This crush, relentless. I am like a cat and she’s a laser pointer. _________ #272 Your heart is a street that has no sign, but still I found you. I found […]

Haiku for Adulthood: Blush Whine

Forgive the delay in this gripping series of enemas and ghee drinking shenanigans. Since I got back from India, I’ve been swamped trying to catch up with life and bills and the consumption of fried cheeselike things. I’ve also been hobnobbing with Dan Savage (by hobnobbing I mean we talked […]

Panchakarma Part 3: Ashtanga, India, and Masochism

#247 Someday I’ll meet a girl good enough to take home to my vibrator. __________ #248 If you’re a girl who’s vagitarian, all dating is masturdating. __________ #249 Lesbianism in 8 words: “I can’t date you, but here’s a poem.” __________ #250 At the lez sex party, the biggest bed held […]

Haiku for Adulthood: Masturdating

#231 Facebook: Great social media tool, or one giant wedding album? _________ #232 Real is such a puny word. Give me the flinch of your hot, dry always. _________ #233 Don’t be gentle. I want your drugged moods, your black graphite, covering me. _________ #234 I trust only our Communion, […]

Haiku for Adulthood: Bitter, Sweet