anna pulley

#270 My love is half bird and half law. It’s up and up and up, then over. _________ #271 This crush, relentless. I am like a cat and she’s a laser pointer. _________ #272 Your heart is a street that has no sign, but still I found you. I found you. _________ #273 In therapy, [...]

Forgive the delay in this gripping series of enemas and ghee drinking shenanigans. Since I got back from India, I’ve been swamped trying to catch up with life and bills and the consumption of fried cheeselike things. I’ve also been hobnobbing with Dan Savage (by hobnobbing I mean we talked on the phone for 10 [...]

#247 Someday I’ll meet a girl good enough to take home to my vibrator. __________ #248 If you’re a girl who’s vagitarian, all dating is masturdating. __________ #249 Lesbianism in 8 words: ”I can’t date you, but here’s a poem.” __________ #250 At the lez sex party, the biggest bed held two women JUST spooning. __________ [...]

#231 Facebook: Great social media tool, or one giant wedding album? _________ #232 Real is such a puny word. Give me the flinch of your hot, dry always. _________ #233 Don’t be gentle. I want your drugged moods, your black graphite, covering me. _________ #234 I trust only our Communion, its pleasure-scars rage and bring [...]

I’m really going to confuse people with that title. Sorry, porn searchers. Watch me tell the harrowing tale of my first strap-on sex experience at Bawdy Storytelling’s Girl-On-Girl night. Related: VIDEO: Portuguese Artist Colony Reading Easy Trapezey How to make your vlog not suck, and other videos Okay fine, I’ve broken up with people via [...]

#209 Your heat undressed me slow as sunrise — I mistook it for tenderness. _________ #210 What did we have, really? Hot nights in cold beds where neither of us sleep. _________ #211 The word sits on my tongue, thick with rage and longing. “Congratulations.” _________ #212 I won’t say it. I’ll stand, muted, proud [...]

My plan to irrevocably entwine myself with Amanda Palmer electronically is working.  Now if only I could deliver on my promise to demystify pulley sex. Maybe I should ask this guy.

#205 I’m used to the women I date being straight, but never straightforward. ____________ #206 I’ll never forget our first meeting. You spoke to my very soul: Hoooooooooooooonk! ____________ #207 It’s redundant to say you’re gay and that you majored in Theater Tech. ____________ Plus, at AlterNet I tried to figure out why I’ve had so many [...]

I’ve been getting a lot of spam lately on the blog, which means I’ve made it as a blogger, probably. The comments are always inane and riddled with non-English spambot typos, but their “names” are often really amusing. For instance, High Waist Shorts wanted me to know, “You really inspired me.” My work is done. [...]

#188 Trimmed nails are a MUST. Trimmed everything else is always a surprise. _____________ #189 It’s like straight sex, but you aren’t labeled “slut” for fucking on the first date. _____________ #190 “Bisexual” means you get more threesome offers than actual dates. _____________ #191 When lesbians say “All night long,” they don’t mean 45-minutes. _____________ [...]