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#247 Someday I’ll meet a girl good enough to take home to my vibrator. __________ #248 If you’re a girl who’s vagitarian, all dating is masturdating. __________ #249 Lesbianism in 8 words: ”I can’t date you, but here’s a poem.” __________ #250 At the lez sex party, the biggest bed held two women JUST spooning. __________ [...]

#231 Facebook: Great social media tool, or one giant wedding album? _________ #232 Real is such a puny word. Give me the flinch of your hot, dry always. _________ #233 Don’t be gentle. I want your drugged moods, your black graphite, covering me. _________ #234 I trust only our Communion, its pleasure-scars rage and bring [...]

I’m really going to confuse people with that title. Sorry, porn searchers. Watch me tell the harrowing tale of my first strap-on sex experience at Bawdy Storytelling’s Girl-On-Girl night. Related: VIDEO: Portuguese Artist Colony Reading Easy Trapezey How to make your vlog not suck, and other videos Okay fine, I’ve broken up with people via [...]

#209 Your heat undressed me slow as sunrise — I mistook it for tenderness. _________ #210 What did we have, really? Hot nights in cold beds where neither of us sleep. _________ #211 The word sits on my tongue, thick with rage and longing. “Congratulations.” _________ #212 I won’t say it. I’ll stand, muted, proud [...]

My plan to irrevocably entwine myself with Amanda Palmer electronically is working.  Now if only I could deliver on my promise to demystify pulley sex. Maybe I should ask this guy.

#205 I’m used to the women I date being straight, but never straightforward. ____________ #206 I’ll never forget our first meeting. You spoke to my very soul: Hoooooooooooooonk! ____________ #207 It’s redundant to say you’re gay and that you majored in Theater Tech. ____________ Plus, at AlterNet I tried to figure out why I’ve had so many [...]

I’ve been getting a lot of spam lately on the blog, which means I’ve made it as a blogger, probably. The comments are always inane and riddled with non-English spambot typos, but their “names” are often really amusing. For instance, High Waist Shorts wanted me to know, “You really inspired me.” My work is done. [...]

#188 Trimmed nails are a MUST. Trimmed everything else is always a surprise. _____________ #189 It’s like straight sex, but you aren’t labeled “slut” for fucking on the first date. _____________ #190 “Bisexual” means you get more threesome offers than actual dates. _____________ #191 When lesbians say “All night long,” they don’t mean 45-minutes. _____________ [...]

#181 Picture foreplay that lasts longer than a few minutes. Now, add crying. _____________ #182 Scissoring is only a “move” in porno movies. Or “Rock, paper…” _____________ #183 Strap-on sex is fun, until you realize you don’t know when to stop. _____________ #184 Why you should be proud to have small hands: sewing, picking your [...]

#172 You fucked me so hard I swore you were looking for my virginity. _________ #173 Every time I think I’m over you, Facebook puts you in Top News. _________ #174 (Missed Connection) Couldn’t hear most of what you said, but your British accent said “Soul Mate.” _________ #175 I’d be a better lesbian if [...]