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Haiku for Adulthood: Back to Reality…TV
This is a guest haiku by Devon O’Dell O’Gara.
For those who’ve never had the uh pleasure of watching Jackass, here’s a trailer for the movie.
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- Haiku for Adulthood: Blush Whine
- Haiku for Adulthood: Self-flagellation edition
- Literal heartache
- Haiku for Adulthood: Word secret impossibilities
Haiku for Adulthood: Writer’s Block

#276
The most frustrating
kind of writer’s block comes from
being too happy.
Related:
- Haiku for Adulthood: My Moon, My Blank
- Haiku for Adulthood: Self-flagellation edition
- Haiku for Adulthood: On Not Settling
- Haiku for Adulthood: Tempting shadows
Haiku for Adulthood: Blush Whine

#270
My love is half bird
and half law. It’s up and up
and up, then over.
_________
#271
This crush, relentless.
I am like a cat and she’s
a laser pointer.
_________
#272
Your heart is a street
that has no sign, but still I
found you. I found you.
_________
#273
In therapy, I
talk to pillows about my
qualms with pillow talk.
(#Meta)
_________
#274
Give me your deserts.
Here, a girl can wade without
ruining her good shoes.
_________
#275
Reflexively, my
arm extends. An offering,
or to defend?
_________
Related:
- Haiku for Adulthood: My Moon, My Blank
- Haiku for Adulthood: Sentimental Hearts Club Band
- Haiku for the Moon #92-#100
- Haiku for Adulthood: Witchy Woman
Haiku for Adulthood: My Moon, My Blank
#267
She flatters me. “Just
reading your words makes me come.”
But not stay, I think.
_____________
#268
Only a fool would
call this looting “love.” Only
I would believe you.
_____________
#269
There’s always another
story. I am almost
someone moving on.
_____________
Related:
- Haiku for Adulthood: Tempting shadows
- Haiku for Adulthood: Word secret impossibilities
- Haiku for Adulthood: Prodigal Sun
- Haiku for the Moon #92-#100
Haiku for Adulthood: Self-flagellation edition
#252
I wasn’t born to
follow rivers. I mistake
clarity for ease.
______
#253
Sometimes we ate
dinner in the Super Kmart.
Each time was a “treat.”
______
#254
She said, “You are the
girl I’m kind of in love with.”
Kill ‘em with kind ofs.
______
#255
I cried over a
Titanic preview, and took
it out on Celine.
______
#256
Seriously
considering adding Facebook
“pokes” to my number.
______
#257
I was born to
follow rivers, to dream my way
into existence.
______
#258
You don’t work this way, I’ve
found. Not yet anyway.
I keep dreaming still.
______
#259
You sent a postcard
from Belize . It’s the one thing
from you I can touch.
______
#260
I don’t often though.
I fear I’ll ruin its realness
with my clinging.
______
#261
I sleep with men who
have girlfriends and gym memberships.
I dream of you.
______
#262
I sleep with women
on couches, anti-depressants.
I dream of sleep.
______
#263
You ask if I’m Yaqui.
I want to say, No, but
I’m aqui for you.
______
#264
I ask if you think
of me. You say, Always always.
My love doubles.
______
#265
You said, All I ask
is that you save me a piece
of your heart’s real estate.
______
#266
I said I would, but
feared, secretly, that you’d build
an amusement park.
______
Related:
- The Evolution of Mourning
- Haiku for Adulthood: Tempting shadows
- Haiku for Adulthood: Bitter, Sweet
- Haiku for Adulthood: Sentimental Hearts Club Band
Haiku for Adulthood: Masturdating
#247
Someday I’ll meet a
girl good enough to take home
to my vibrator.
__________
#248
If you’re a girl who’s
vagitarian, all dating
is masturdating.
__________
#249
Lesbianism
in 8 words: ”I can’t date you,
but here’s a poem.”
__________
#250
At the lez sex
party, the biggest bed held two
women JUST spooning.
__________
#251
(Actual thing that was said to me by a friend yesterday)
I’d only be fisted
by a girl, preferably
with carnie hands.
__________
Related:
- Haiku for Adulthood: Gaying Up Cee Lo
- Haiku for Adulthood: Quickies
- Haiku for Adulthood: How Lesbian Sex Works
- Haiku for Adulthood: Sexytime
Haiku for Adulthood: On Not Settling
#242
This love is worse. Since
it can’t be confirmed, it can
never be denied.
___________
#242
I’d no sooner be
your Mistress than the sun would
stop at horizon.
___________
#243
Can’t you see, love, we
were spared the froth flame bruise-blue
ugliness of time?
___________
#244
The first letters of
our names spell “yes” in Russian.
No question was asked.
___________
#245
Time’s cruel gimmick:
Eternity exists, but only
as a feeling.
___________
#246
(e.e. cummings-esque?)
This love is no noun,
No, now—a monsoon, gone soon
in all ways, always.
___________
Related:
- Haiku for Adulthood: Love with all your intelligence
- Haiku for Adulthood: Sexytime
- Haiku for Adulthood: Table for one?
- Haiku for Adulthood #36






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