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Do haiku impress straight girls on OkCupid? One way to find out… ________ Related: Haikus for Adulthood #11-18 Haikus for Adulthood #10 Like a ran-stone cowgirl Love or referrals appreciated

So, apparently my little haiku series has inspired some of my friends to want to prove how much better they are at writing haikus than I am. Thanks, assholes. And since I’m a generous and fame-whorey kind of friend, I decided to post them here. Without further haiku (that pun didn’t work at ALL…but don’t [...]

Guest post by Lauren. Online dating edition. Quickmatch: who likes me? Choose between guy holding a chicken, and a bear. _________ Best OkCupid messages: “Your politics suck.” “Wanna fuck me?” _________ Related: Haiku for Adulthood #9 Haiku for Adulthood #8 Haiku for Adulthood #7 Haiku for Adulthood #6

I was deleting old emails and came across this gem from OkCupid, written in May 2009. I felt I would be remiss not to share it with you: how u doing ran-stone cowgirl ,,, dont fly outside ,,, u gonna get wet..i hope u have a good plans for this weekend.. if u dont i [...]

Happy Valentine’s Day, y’all! Today is when we celebrate our devotion to partially hydrogenated corn syrup and our hopefully still functioning livers. And love! Regardless of whether you’re single or coupled or triaded (?) or bumping uglies with a fence post, I wish you all a glorious VD, with the sincere hope that you don’t [...]