This is in response to who’s coming to my last-minute going away party before leaving for India. LULZ.

I have the best friends

So. Back in 2003, I was trying to convince my soon-to-be-girlfriend that I didn’t like girls. This is an email I sent her, in which I detail just why I find lesbianism so reprehensible. Apparently, I’d already hooked up with three women at this point. Needless to say, I find […]

Lesbian sex is shallow!